Nipples!

Sorry about the sorry time between posts. Here's the summary of why that is: The "other" man found out about my elicit relations with his girlfriend and so I had that to deal with that sauce :0 Good times had by all! But now I'm back and ready to blog again. So today I bring you a neat product straight out of Japan: Nipple enhancers! They are for sale at this website (the site is in Japanese, just scroll down to see the product for sale and some examples of the nipple enhancers in use). I gotta say thought that the Japanese girls I have seen naked didn't need this product for sure. God damn, you could cut glass with those pert nips. Almost lost an eye once or twice myself...

Work Blogging Woes

I saw this interesting story on the news recently. Basically, some flight attendant and some guy at google got fired because they were blogging about how they dislike their jobs. I should say "disliked" because they were promptly fired when the boss man found out. I found that this relates to me since I also don't like my job that much and I blog about it. Am I in danger of being fired? Well, yes, but that's not because I blog (it's because of my bad B.O.)! These individuals who got fired made a few mistakes though. In the case of the flight attendant, she posted what was termed "suggestive photographs" of herself in uniform. By suggestive, I'm thinking that she had the "do me in the butt" look on her face. Here is an artists rendition of the picture in question:


The google guy who got fired decided to talk shit about one of his bosses. Not the smartest thing to do my friend. One thing that I try to avoid is talking trash about anyone who works here at my office. My boss is cool, my coworkers are cool as well (except for Frank "The Tank" Cross. I'll beat you senseless next time we meet, you asshat). Yes I am bored at my job, but I won't post pictures of me sloughing off or talk about my bosses' finances or any of that. Point is, when blogging, try to avoid using real names or places that might link you to your blog if you wish to remain anonymous (common sense, yo!). And including pictures of yourself? If you don't give a fuck about getting fired, then by all means, post those pictures of you getting filled out like an application by 3 of your coworkers. Just don't come crying when the security guards escort you from your place of employment the next day.

We Out Of The Order?

Caught this little gem on my phone camera yesterday at Panda Express on my lunch hour. It's a neat little sign posted on the drink dispenser. Not exactly the best use of the English language I have ever seen. After going to places like Japan and seeing the way English is mishandled over there, it's nice to see a little piece of that here in the states. The Japanese call it "Japanese English". I just call it bad (albeit funny as hell). I've also heard it called "Engrish". The example above wouldn't be what I would call "Japanese English" since Panda (S)express primarily serves Chinese food and the people who I have seen working there are not Japanese, that is certain. So a new adjective is needed for this fine piece of art shown above. Any suggestions? I'm leaning toward "Chinglish". Too derogatory? Hmmmm....

The bills are alive...

Life, especially here in San Diego, is expensive as hell. I was chatting with a friend via email today when I came to the realization that I owe a lot of money at this moment. From credit card payments to medical bills (that Viagra cost a lot yanno...) to student loans; the list goes on like an infinite string of slaps in the face. My recent promotion here at the old employment station will hopefully alleviate some of those monetary concerns. What usually happens (and by "usually" I mean "every fucking time") is that the more money you make, the more bills you make for yourself. Here's a scenario that probably strikes home in a number of you: "That plasma screen TV/computer/boob job would look great in my living room/bedroom/mouth. I'm sinking in debt, but I got that raise! Now I can afford this unnecessary shit!" The thing is, you can't.

So with that in mind, I endeavor to avoid this monetary pratfall in this iteration of the higher income bracket. Let's call it iSave 2.0 and see if I can get my ass back in the black. w00t.