Are you listening MTV?

Got a new show pitch. Here we go:
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The show is called "Pimp My Bride". In many ways similar to Pimp My Ride, the premise is we take some of the homeliest (I'm talking butt ugly, folks) looking brides-to-be and give them this super makeover. I'm talking hair, makeup, plastic surgery - the works. Then right when they are all happy about their new look, we surprise them by sending 'em out on the streets where they are forced to whore themselves out! Why would they do that? Well, as it turns out, all that makeover shit doesn't come cheap (unlike Ryan's mom, heh) so these reformed "bitches" now have to turn $20 BJ's until they earn back all the money that was spent on their now look. Plus, they will learn a nice "life lesson" in the process. Xzibit will be the host/pimp/fashion consultant. This show can't miss!