Stinky!

I don't get too many people coming in and out of my office. Why is it then that the moment I decide to fart, someone strolls into the office. My ass gasket might as well be a office wide megaphone that announces to everyone that they are invited to partake in the olfactory goodness. And it usually has to be the hottest girl in the office too. You just want to come out and say, "hey, I farted. I'm not a naturally stinky person. You just decided to visit me on a smelly moment in time. Please come back later. And bring some matches please."